follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

Taylor flies to Ohio to surprise a fan at her bridal shower, after receiving an invitation from her (vlog)

"I have no self control in kitchen stores." - Surprising Gena (x)

Taylor performing 'Love Story' throughout the years.

casuallyscruel:

if taylor swift asked me to kill someone i would probably do it tbh

holygrounds:

holygrounds:

holygrounds:

since paula went bye bye

  • crop top at an award show
  • official tumblr 

i think i need to add the ACM video to this list.

FIRST VLOG IN THREE YEARS

xloveswift:

eyesopen:

eyesopen:

eyesopen:

eyesopen:

if you’re ever sad just remember that 

its been 705 days since taylor’s last vlog

968 days 

1,000 days 

THREE YEARS 

TODAY

WE FINALLY GOT ONE

@taylorswift13I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would’ve been the worst pirate ever.

taylorssexyhair:

whatamarveloustune13:

shes-universal:

THAT GIRL BEHIND HER THOUGH AW AW AWWWWWW

Taylor’s outfit screams apple pie and rainbows, her hair screams SEXXX

I’m always screaming sex.

I have zero self-control in kitchen stores. —Taylor Swift (x)

taylorswift:

I haven’t done a video blog in about 2 years but this was so much fun, I had to.

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

darvll